I am now sending emails in 140 characters or less. #twitterfastingFAIL
I felt empty last night when I could not announce to twitter that I was eating ice cream. #twitterfastingFAIL
Not sure how to get through my #followfriday without announcing all my favorite twiends. #twitterfastingFAIL
Cannot get through a sentence without using a hash tag. #twitterfastingFAIL
Feeling the need to speak in hash tags is confusing my husband. #twitterfastingFAIL
"Hey @TobbySmith, can you help me make dinner?" #housewifeFAIL #twitterfastingFAIL
Feel lost and broken without saying #windinmyhhhaaaiiirrrr at least once a day. #twitterfastingFAIL
Feeling the INTENSE urge to check each of these sentences in twitter to make sure I don't go more than 140 characters. #twitterfastingEPICFAIL
(Ok really, I'm doing pretty good. I haven't opened up twitter once and I am barely shaking anymore. #twitterfastingWIN!!!)
