I'm not sure many of you know, but every other Friday I write over at If You Give A Girl A Pen. Kinda like, If You Give a Moose A Muffin, but way more dramatic and if you give a girl a pen, chances are she's going to need a glass of wine if the pen is red and it's editing time! Well today was my Friday so go Check It Out! Leave some comments, show the girls some love!Now another thing that I imagine would seem very obvious...
I seriously can't freaking read Chinese. I can't speak Chinese. I only eat Chinese! (The food ... not the people. The people are way too chewy!)
So why in the name of Bob (A friend wrote 'For the Love of Bob' in her manuscript...I'm not sure who Bob is, well besides my daddy, but I totally loved this sentence. So today I'm speaking about this Bob too!) As I was saying....why in the name of Bob would these anonymous non do gooding spam happying dougnut holes think I would enjoy reading their dang Chinese comments which are no doubt about the size of my .... toes and telling me I need to lose weight when the holidays aren't even over yet and (Seriously! I'm not getting on a diet till at least after the first of the year thank you very much!) all that other stuff I'm not interested in?
Just saying...
How are you dealing with all this new Blogger Spam? I reported it twice...still no luck. Anybody want to buy me a Chinese/English Dictionary for Christmas?
