(My first attempt at a "How To" Article)
Things You'll Need: 
1. Breath. This step is easier said than done when your children continue to chase each other around the house and refuse to refrain from screaming and arguing, but with much concentration, it can be accomplished.Things You'll Need:
- A closet with a door that closes
- A pillow
- A glass of wine
- A bathtub
- Soothing music
- Candles
2. When the screaming and arguing becomes intense, instead of yelling at the children who for some reason only feel that there is one Lego man that they ALL need (even though there is a box full of them), quietly grab a pillow, walk to the closet, shut the door and happily scream as loud as you can into the pillow until you feel slightly relieved.
3. If all fails wait until your husband arrives home. Greet him and swiftly walk away, leaving him surrounded by the monsters.
4. Pour a LARGE glass of wine.
5.At this point it is important to lock yourself in the bathroom with some candles, the tall glass of wine and take a bubble bath while listening to your favorite/soothing music.
6. Repeat as OFTEN as necessary.
* WARNING: Do not over drink while in bathtub, it is not safe nor recommended.
