Things I learned from watching PBS

1. A new Song! "Why not smile, why not smile? Do you think your face is gonna break? Whyyyyy NOOOOOTTTT SMMIIILLLE?" (Seriously...do you think your face is gonna break???)

2. Feeding the ducks is like a relaxing brain massage. (Ummmm....I'll keep that in mind the next time my brain feels like it needs a massage....)

3. Even monkeys can be heroes. They are GREAT at finding chicks in the dark! (Bet my husband would've loved to hang out with those monkeys back in the day!)

4. Dr. Grover, The "Alphabet Specialist" from A's Anatomy on Sesame Street taught me that A is for Annoying. (He must have been hanging out with kids for too long that day)

5. Even poop can make a GREAT song topic.

And that kids, is why I love Public Television!!!!

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If my children were purchasing my birthday presents...

I'd end up with THESE items...

The Topsy Turvy. I will no longer have to dig up a garden and I will always have fresh tomatoes. I'll be the envy of all tomato gardeners!

Touch and Brush...also in 'Chrome"!

Mighty Mendit. If I had some of this, I wouldn't have to throw away any clothing ever again!

And who can forget these!!!

BendaWhat?! BendaWho?!

Thank You Nickelodeon, Disney AND PBS. I am now a horrible parent for not owning these particular items that, in my children' opinion, should be able to save the world!

Are your kids as entertained with these commercials as mine are? Did I miss any "Must Have" items? Do you find it as disturbing as I do that they market this stuff during kids TV? :D