My Starter is Busted...

It's the only conclusion I can come to. I just can't seem to get started this morning. Insane, I know! Especially considering the 40 grams of fiber I ate in this mornings breakfast. You'd think I'd be a rearing to go! (no pun intended)

Starters can go out in numerous objects.

Your car is screwed if that little bugger quits on you. You might as well grab your daughters two wheeler and bike helmet cuz you aren't going anywhere till that puppy gets fixed!


The lawn mower...oh that lovely little piece of machinery. You can pull and pull and pull, but if that piece of crap that your landlord left behind ... um, I mean....YOUR lawn mower ... doesn't want to get it's motor rolling...your back yard is going to look a little something like this....


This is exactly what's wrong with me today. I keep pulling the string and nothing happens. I push the Start button and all I hear is "That was easy!" (Perhaps I'm pushing the wrong button?)


It's all just so mysterious!

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