Jun 23, 2009

My Starter is Busted...

It's the only conclusion I can come to. I just can't seem to get started this morning. Insane, I know! Especially considering the 40 grams of fiber I ate in this mornings breakfast. You'd think I'd be a rearing to go! (no pun intended)

Starters can go out in numerous objects.

Your car is screwed if that little bugger quits on you. You might as well grab your daughters two wheeler and bike helmet cuz you aren't going anywhere till that puppy gets fixed!


The lawn mower...oh that lovely little piece of machinery. You can pull and pull and pull, but if that piece of crap that your landlord left behind ... um, I mean....YOUR lawn mower ... doesn't want to get it's motor rolling...your back yard is going to look a little something like this....


This is exactly what's wrong with me today. I keep pulling the string and nothing happens. I push the Start button and all I hear is "That was easy!" (Perhaps I'm pushing the wrong button?)


It's all just so mysterious!

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5 comments:

Jessica M. said...

I am having the same problem today! Especially considering I'm still milling about on Facebook and haven't moved from the couch enough to take a shower. If you figure out how to fix your starter, let me know so I can fix mine!!

Jessica said...

Hope you perk up. :-)

Jody Hedlund said...

So, was that your hubby on the trike?! I have days when I can't get started too. 3 letters for it... PMS.

Marybeth Poppins said...

No, if my hubby were to sit on a bike that small there wouldn't be any bike left! LOL

And hmmmm....are you trying to make a suggestion there Jody??? Cuz you could be right...LOL

Danyelle said...

That sounds just like me. No starter! I'm a morning person trapped in the body of a night owl! :'(