So I get this is the email I get from my son's resource teacher...
FYI your son and I are having a discussion about beer kegs this morning… he can’t believe I’ve never heard of them
Um yeah....the kid has never seen a beer keg!!!
I can only imagine what this woman thinks of my parenting skills at this moment and time.
So I email her back telling her how embarrassed I am (and asking her, "Um seriously, you don't know what a keg is....)
So she laughs at me and says yeah...
He said you know one of those big things that holds beer and you push a little tap thingy and the good beer comes out my dad gets them at the ghetto meijers
And sadly...I am so guilty of teaching him the words, "Ghetto Meijers". But I'm not sure how he knows what GOOD beer is. (Memo to me....tell son there is no such thing as good beer!)
So um, who's sending me the Mother of the Year award? I'll email you my address!