
A conversation between my children...
Son 1: Look it's an ant! (In the boys bedroom...wonderful!)
Daughter: We need to kill him, we can't have an ant in here. (smart daughter)
Son 1: But that's Roger, we can't kill him (Oh he has a name!)
Son 2: Well I just killed him. (Poor Roger)
Son 1: NO! (Poor Son!)
Daughter: Oh wait he's moving... (twitching?)
Son 2: He may have made it. I think he is still alive. (The doctor speaks!)
Son 1: No he's dead and still moving. (Because a 4 year old knows this is possible!)
Son 2: Maybe we should feed him. (NOOOOO)
Mom: NO FOOD UPSTAIRS!!!
Daughter: Maybe we should just kill him then. (Wow, she's really pushing his death...should I be worried???)
Children sneak food upstairs regardless. Mom can't bear to stop the scene in the other room.
Son 2: Look, he likes the cracker (Roger must have told them that...)
Daughter: He's not eating it, maybe we should kill him. (Starting to question my daughters morals at this point...)
Son 1: No, he's eating it (apparently if you look hard enough you can see an ant eating)
Son 2: Maybe not (lol)
Son 1: THAT'S NOT ROGER (OMG!!! This is a tragedy! Although I'm not sure how he can tell the difference between one ant or another...Roger must have had a red stripe???)
Daughter: Maybe we should kill him then. We can't have ants in the house. He'll call his ant friends and then they'll all come live in your bedroom. (Does Roger have a cell phone???)
Son 2: Maybe we should build him a house. (as they break out the Lincoln Logs)
Son 1: Maybe we could step on him (questioning my sons morals now!)
Daughter: Yeah he WAS Roger, but I think we should kill him. (He WAS Roger??? And now he isn't????)
Son 1: I'll just name my Jelly Bean Roger instead!!! (And the problem has been solved! Poor Roger)