Dear Blog Readers,
Today I have found myself in a sad sad state. As I sat here, my hair unbrushed and morning breath lingering, I came across a Blog about Bloggers. I read it carefully and thoroughly, wincing at each accusation as if being spoken to me personally. I placed my mouse on the screen and popped up the comment box, reading each confession with care. I felt like every person was taking the words right from my mouth. It was then I realized, I do indeed have a problem. I clicked open the comment box and slowly typed in my own confession, convinced I too might be willing to get help. But there is not help for me. I am extremely, and irreversibly, addicted to Blogging.
Luckily my friends, I am not alone! No doubt 75% of my devoted readers are Blog Addicts too! It is important that we unite against those who find us mentally estranged. We must stand up to our husbands threatening to divorce us if we don't put down the mouse. (Those words are a dramatization, my husband has not YET threatened The Big D over my Blogging problems...YET being the key word) And together we must pity our sad, uninformed friends who find Blogging to be a waste of time.
Who's with me?!?!?!