Gnomes? Nope...already been done.
Her book! No....there is a new website for that. Plus, it's best not to talk about THAT mess right now.
The kids? Well they hadn't really been that entertaining lately. She would be having a strict talk with them about that! How dare them not be funny!
The husband...She was pretty sure no one wanted to hear about HTML and CSS. She would have to have a talk with him about not being cool enough to blog about as well.
She could blog about her ugly/smelly/inner city house...but that would be complaining...she had a different blog for that too
Food? Not much to say about numerous days in a row of eating chicken.
Legos...her thoughts tralied away as she stepped on one!
She was at a loss. Her smart funny mind was not working properly. She started to breath heavy and sweat. What would her followers think of her? They'd be so disappointed! She grabbed a paper bag in haste, taking a few deep breaths and calmed down ever so slowly.
She'd just do what every blogger does when they are having a bad blog day. She'd post a Picture!
And then she felt better and lived Happily Ever After.