I said, "Tell me boy, what should I blog about today!" (ok well not that dramatically, but it sounded more fun!)
He said, "Me! I like hearing all about me!"
Can someone tell me why I couldn't have that kind of self confidence when I was a teen. Seriously! If I could bottle up his self assurance I could sell it to teens (*cough* and writers *cough*) and be a multi billionaire.
My ad ...
Come buy my confidence in a bottle! It will keep you up longer than a long lasting viagra!
Ok that doesn't really work.
Let's try that again ...
Confidence in a bottle ... Turn your angst into assholishness!
Crap that's not good either.
One more try! I swear I can do this ...
Not feeling the love for the reflection in the mirror? Try my Bottle of Confidence, you'll feel so awesome you'll want to make love to yourself.
No that's not what I was going for either!!!
I guess I could just go with the whole theory behind it ...
Confidence in a bottle ... Feel like a four year old again!
Yeah so if that was the case I probably wouldn't sell it. I'd probably hoard it all for myself and take advantage of the nap time!
Well if you guys can help me market it I'll see about bottling it up!!! Hope you enjoy your weekend.
Don't forget to stop by and read about my Gaping Plot Hole of Destruction!