This is the alien that lives in Poppins computer desk. I have taken over her mind and tricked her into believing that not only is she now a Web Designer but also that she was once part of the circus ... as a monkey on a trapeze.
Poppins is in a deep sleep and can not come to the computer right now. I am currently toying with her mind and making sure she is undeniably and incurably 100% crazy. (Although some tests have concluded that I may be too late in making that happen)
I will give her back after I am done with my work and if you are lucky she MIGHT be able to write a coherent and possibly influential ... or at the very least entertaining ... blog post once again. Until then she will just sit and stare blankly at the computer screen trying to place the sound of the strange digital noises I have hypnotized her with.