Apr 22, 2009

Desperately Searching for my What?!?!?!

Aren't we all Desperately Searching for something? Sadly, not only am I looking for that little glint of Mary Poppins within me, I am also.....

Desperately Searching for my distant relative that wants nothing more than to hand over the million dollars I am bound to inherit.

Desperately Searching for a Literary Agent. Anyone want to represent my MS?

Desperately Searching for my 20's.I seemed to have missed them?!?! I went straight from 19 to 42 in a matter of 8 years....

Desperately Searching for a bigger better lawn gnome...

Desperately Searching for the reason we can no longer use 2 spaces between each sentence!


Desperately Searching for a serum that makes my hair grow REALLY fast. Not too fond of this short do, eh.


Desperately Searching for 19 yr old figure, it's lost somewhere below all these stretchmarks and flabalanches...I just know it!


Desperately Searching for my sanity! Although I'm not really sure it ever existed.


Desperately Searching for my missing English accent. I'm sure I was born with one.......


Desperately Searching for a way to get my husband to give me a back rub ...
EVERY day.

Desperately Searching for the Fountain of Youth.


Desperately Searching for a the reason they haven't built a Super Target right next door to my house yet.

Desperately Searching for my boombas that never grew in...I think my sister has those though...

Desperately Searching for a pair of jeans that doesn't fall off my arse every ten minutes!

Desperately Searching for the button to press that makes my children to EVERYTHING I tell them to.


Desperately Searching for he button to press that makes my HUSBAND to EVERYTHING I tell him to!!!

Desperately Searching for.....


I seriously could go on and on, but I highly doubt you want me to ;)
What are YOU Desperately Searching for?

(But I can tell you what I am NOT Searching for...a set of these!)

7 comments:

Litgirl01 said...

Definitely tell me if you find a bigger lawn gnome. I hope he has a brother! LOL That picture rocks!

Marybeth said...

It would take some bribery for me to give up even the brother...but a nice bottle of wine would probably do the trick. OH and a pictures for me to remember him by ;)

PS Target has new little gnomes on sale in the dollar section again! I LOVE SPRING!

JM81 said...

I saw the gnomes in the dollar section and thought of you! lol

marymac said...

it seems we are both desperately searching for many of the same things! would settle for the literary agent, the million bucks, and someone to make dinner around here!

Human Dimensions said...

Was searching for a 19 year old figure as well - but was escorted off campus by the University Security Guards...

Marybeth said...

NICE!

Nanny Deprived said...

I've been waiting for my Supertarget for 4 years now. I'm due.