Apr 30, 2009

Top 10 Reasons CrackBerry...um ... BlackBerry is BAD


1. It's shiny and pretty and pink and DISTRACTING!

2. It has this really cool little roller ball mouse that I can roll around if I am holding onto the phone and then all I want to do is hold onto the phone so I can roll around the really cool little roller ball mouse....

3. I now have facebook, twitter, and my email all at the tip of my fingers...all day...everyday... I now no longer need to leave my bed...ever! (Except maybe to pee)

4. Can't think of a reason, too busy playing with the really cool little roller ball mouse.....

5. There are buttons everywhere. I try to check my email, CrackBerry asks me to say a command. I want to bring it out of sleep mode, suddenly I'm prompted to take a picture. What's going on here!!!

6. Um hold on a sec, need to check my email, facebook, and twitter on the CrackBerry.

7. I now have a better camera than I did before I got the phone...watch out people...this puppy goes everywhere with me. Put on your "cheese" smiles!

8. Did I mention is it is pretty and shiny and pink?

9. Did I mention my husband is already considering taking it away from me?

10. Does anyone know where I can find a pic of Robert Pattinson to use as my background image????? (Oh wait, that's not a reason...)

10 comments:

Cathie said...

I need me one of these!

Unknown said...

DON'T DO IT!!!!!! You'll never put it down. I promise! :D

Jody Hedlund said...

So, even more distraction and difficulty getting the writing quota in! :) It sounds like fun though!

Alexia said...

That's exactly the kind I want to get next year when my contract rolls around again - tell me...does it have a full qwerty board?

Katie Ganshert said...

I need to meet you - you're halarious. Are you going to the ACFW conference this Sept? I don't have a crackberry... just a regular ol' cell phone. No fun at all.

Oh yea - and I love me some Robert Pattinson. I'd let Edward Cullen take a bite out of my neck any day. :)

Unknown said...

Alexia ... OMG...I feel so technilogically retarted for asking this...but what's a qwerty board?

Katie ... I WISH I was going to the ACFW conference...so I guess I'll kinda be there in spirit!?!?

And who doesn't love some Edward Cullen...I have a pillow waiting for him on my bed (or 10!) YUM!

Cathie said...

I need to have internet with me all day. You can have Edward....I will take Jasper but as Jackson,kthanksbye!

Unknown said...

Cathie...I can't find one argument there. Can I have Carlisle too...He's extra delicious!

Traci said...

Oh dear...yes, I see what you mean. I LOVE mine...it's not pink, but it's pretty!! Can't live without it! LOL

Krista Phillips said...

LOL! # 3 was my favorite.

And I am so jealous! I want a pink phone! Mine is just boring silver chrome whatever and is not a blackberry. And I'm cheap...er I mean frugal... so I haven't added the internet service to my existing phone.

*envy starts to fester...*